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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers)

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
sowrongitsbri:

I cannot stop laughing. omg.

sowrongitsbri:

I cannot stop laughing. omg.

thefuuuucomics:

walmart-stripper:

microraptoria:

itstonybetch:

adoredelano

Source. This is a real thing. It’s happening.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY

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thesochillnetwork:

A deleted scene from the upcoming Muppet’s movie

thesochillnetwork:

A deleted scene from the upcoming Muppet’s movie

kvotheunkvothe:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

oripotter:

Tell me this guy from Tangled

 
Is not this guy from Frozen

oh god

Oh God

OH GOD

OH GOD

Oh shit, what happened to his pretty girlfriend??

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

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